My Name is Devan. 21. SF bay area.
And These Are Pictures (usually of Shoes, Videogames, Anime, and Sex/women).
With the occasional rant.
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Marceline-I’m Just your Problem

La da da da da,

I’m gonna bury you in the ground,

La da da da da,

I’m gonna bury you with my sound,

I’m gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face,

I’m gonna…

Princess Bubblegum: Marceline, that’s too distasteful!

Marceline: Oh, you don’t like that? Or do you just not like me?!

Sorry I don’t treat you like a goddess,

Is that what you want me to do?

Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect,

Like all your little loyal subjects do,

Sorry I’m not made of sugar,

Am I not sweet enough for you?

Is that why you always avoid me?

That must be such an inconvenience to you well,

I’m just your problem,

I’m just your problem,

It’s like I’m not, even a person, am I?

I’m just your problem

Well, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn’t have to justify what I do

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn’t have to prove anything to you

I’m sorry that I exist,

I forget what landed me on your blacklist,

But I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you, so

Why do I want to? Why do I want to…

To… bury you in the ground and drink the blood from your… Ugh

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Closing out our shop’s first year with a little sale. Got a new lower price on baby Jake — $26! :) That’s 10% off. He’s handmade with loves, so this isn’t something we can produce cheap on assembly. Here are some reasons for you getting him:

  • He is adorable.
  • He is also cute.
  • He is chubby.
  • He wants to give you kisses.

Nuff said? ——-> :)

He ships free (upgrade shipping if you need him fast), comes with bows in a tissue-paper filled box, and a regulation tag that basically advises you not to eat his eyes. Safety first! 

Alright, enough talking. Go get baby Jake. ^-^