Brushing my teeth
No girl wants to hear about your “other girls” — (via ohlovequotes)
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.
Oh the good old days
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I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made. — Andrea Slicker (via psych-facts)
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I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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I literally have the worst body hair of any person in the world
＋KILL LA KILL＋
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